Going through old papers...

...and found this copy of an email sent to me while I was in college.

Top 10 Ways the Bible Would Be Different if It Were Written by College Students (though it is fine as is):
10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
9. The 10 Commandments were actually 5, double-spaced, and written in a larger font.
8. New edition every 2 years to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's lettter to the Romans becomes Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place where the world ends: Finals.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses & followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask for directions & look like freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days, and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off 'til the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.