I just had to post this because it falls under the category of "you've got to be kidding." A citizen panel in Oregon says that its state legislators shouldn't show up to work drunk. Well duh! If a nurse (or police officer or McDonald's french fry cooker or whoever) can't show up drunk, one would dare to hope that someone who's making laws for a state or country shouldn't be able to either. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1992236