Monday night I couldn't sleep so I got up and watched some Leno. Monday is headline day, you know, when Jay reads funny or stupid things in the written media that viewers send in. Well, there were a few that were G-rated and funny enough to share. Here goes:
1) On a restaurant menu: "BLT sandwich $1.99. Lettuce and tomato .10 extra." Doesn't that kind of miss the point??
2)"Antique Manure Spreader Makes Great Christmas Gift" Hurry everybody, make sure Santa knows it's on your list....
3) "China Working Hard to Stop Spread of Bird Flu" right next to a picture of a small child playing with a basket full of chickens in the open market. Hmmm.
4) A misspelled word in a religious column led to the title "A Personal Massage from Jesus" Jesus does a lot of things for a lot of folks, but massage, I'm not so sure about.
5) In the classifieds: "Identity Theft: Part-time, home based work. Great earning potential. Call now!" Um yeah, if you want to spend some time in the big house!
Hope that brightens your day. My boy is trying his best to walk. He'll stand still for a few seconds and clap his hands like "Hooray for me!" and then sit down. Other than that, he's a mess. He loves my pots and pans. He bangs on them with wooden spoons and sings to me all day long. It's fun.
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2 comments:
That was some good humor! Thanks for brightening my day :)
Yay! Someone actually reads this! Glad to make your day brighter, BB.
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